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My mother once told me that she never felt like an adult until she became a mother, and I can see that. Socialising a little barbarian into a functional member of society leaves little room for joking around, so of course adults are boring and mean.

And I have, indubitably, reached that age myself because I went into a store to look for a foodskin today, and when I asked if they had more lunchboxes than the ones up front, was promptly pointed towards "the Disney ones and the ones with [some brand with bears that people with small children are clearly expected to be familiar with]", because of course women in their thirties don't buy luncboxes for themselves.

In the supermarket, I got myself my very first Marvel merch, which was also my very first lego that I've bought with my own cash (Thor and Loki, if you're curious). And then I was carded at the self-check-out for something from ages six and up, which I guess was either Moana or Zootropolis.

I'm pretty sure I have to surrender all claims at parenthood anyway by finding this funny.

"Papa To Kiss In The Dark AMV- Uncle Fucka" (Watch on YouTube)