Moana

( Or 'Vaiana' as it's named around here, thanks to a copyrighted porn star name )

It might in part be the fact that Wind Waker and Spirit Tracks were the only Zelda games that engaged me enought to spend hours on them, but this is a genuinely good film and it's a goddamn pity that the songs are so meh.

Like, even the fucking Phil Collins numbers from the millenial era worked better than the songs in this one.

But except from that it's really great, and certainly far above the medicricy of Frozen.

Oh Disney, you were doing so well

Little over halfway through Moana and there is so, so, so much to love about this story BUT

the musical numbers are utterly meh, and the directing of them is so painfully tonally wrong, and why would you be getting into someone's sad backstory in some shoddy attempt at the villain version of "Under The Sea", who thought that this was a good idea